I can't hang out later, I have a hair and nail appointment, followed by a tanning session.

When it comes to sexuality, I don't care what you are or who you do. You could enjoy humping dogs and as long as the dog was cool with it, so am I. You could marry a gay, asian porn star and I'd respect it. But when it just comes to guys, there are many things that if they do, I wouldn't consider dating you. And it all stems from being Metrosexual. Now, I like the word sex, and the word sexual and sexuality. I also like most words that are attached to sexuality. I like the metro, I rode it in London and when I go to New York this summer, I plan to ride it there and go to the Metropolitan, but the two words "Metro" and "Sexual" are two that I'll never come to appreciate.
All of the following are traits of metrosexuality and of a boy that I would not date. Just to clarify, since I have come to find out that some people don't know what metrosexuality is, it is when a boy, who is not gay, has many gay tendencies and generally has a stick stuck up there ass and only dates skinny, skanky blondes. (So I guess I wouldnt have a chance with them anyway :) )
One: If you straighten, style, or gel your hair to perfection everyday. I know some boys that spend more time on their hair then I do and what does it look like? Exactly as it would if they just woke up and quickly ran some gel through it. I know some that freak out if you touch their hair. I know some who have highlighted their hair. I rather a boy, not shower and not style his hair over a boy who squeals if you mess up a strand of it.
Two: If you go to a tanning bed. Now pale, pasty boys are not attractive. But boys that have clearly visited the tanning bed=very UNattractive. First off, I have no respect for tanning beds, as I have voiced many times, but I understand if girls go there. If they want to get cancer from a box, thats their prerogative. But a boy who goes to a tanning bed, is too self conscious, making him too full on himself, cancerous and if not full on himself, lacking self-esteem. And we all know how I feel about people who don't have self-esteem. I hate them, only to add to their decreasing self-worth. A boy should get a tan if he went to the beach or if he was doing HOT manual labor outside, not from ultra violet rays in a box.
Three: Wearing tight fitted pants, also a trait of "emo" or attempting to be in a band boys. ( I didn't know the emo look was still in.) I don't need to see your small package bulging from a pair of jeans I should be wearing. No these pants dont make your ass look better, or your legs. It simply makes you look blind.
Four: In addition the tight jeans, they spend entirely too much time getting dressed. There is a difference between dressing well and trying too hard. A boy in a sweater with collars coming out of it or a button up shirt is always sexy, but a boy with all that, with a belt that perfectly matches the striping in the shirt underneath the sweather, that also has its collar popped, along with perfectly shined shoes, well fitted jeans, and sauve hair makes me want to scream: I'm the girl here! Throw on a polo and some jeans, let's go.
In the end, I find these boys to be also lacking in the brains department. When they excel in dressing, tanning care and a mental list of all their fifty hair gels, there just doesnt seem to be a lot of room for smarts. And with their lacking IQ, comes this high level of astuteness. You're so fucking full on yourself and the next hot blond bitch you're going to pick up, that you don't realize you're a flaming asshole.
Metrosexual guys=Ultra lame, Ultra ugly. If you're a gay guy and do this... I have nothing but love for you :). Bring on the guys who just don't care.