"They are dangerous things, those test tube experiments"-Bo Newsome

Musings of this beautiful day:

I was pretty sure that jean shorts, also known as Jorts, had been outlawed, or atleast consciously gone out of style, but I must be mistaken, because I saw a boy walking up the hill sporting a pair of them. Sick.

How did that boy who lives in Aycock purchase that ambulance? Why would you want an ambulance and why would you be allowed to drive one, especially one that says,"Romeo is Bleeding", on the side of it?

Who are these boys that like laying on blankets outside with their girlfriend and more importantly, where do I find them?

I was looking at the nutritional value of the food we eat, its on the dining hall website, and unless you eat uncooked, organic food (which is fine), you're eating about 21 grams of fat, 1500 mg of sodium and 400 calories PER ITEM! I'll stick to my salads.

That is all, thank you for not interrupting.