In a relationship with Slutty McDrunksville at UNC

There are a plethora of things that bother me on facebook, but one thats always really irked me is when people have two people in their picture. Especially when that other person is their girlfriend or boyfriend.
It's bad enough when you have two people in your photo, I may know you and be able to decipher which one is you and which one is your overweight friend, but still why must you have other people in your photo? It is YOUR facebook, where YOUR FACE will be shown with YOUR interests. Not you and your drunk friends playing beer pong's interests.
But what really, really bothers me is the gf/bf in the picture. See theres this section on the facebook where you put whether you are single or not; the one that you got really excited about and immediately changed when your relationship status changed. So you don't need to put your significant other in your picture. I understand you're in a relationship and if i want to see them, all i have to do is click that persons name that it says you're in a relationship with. Once again this isnt a page for you and your gf/bf, it's YOUR page. It's not FACESbook (thanks tubs). I really hate it when they have them kissing too or doing something all Cutesy. I can't see your face if its kissing someone elses.
While on the subject of annoying bf/gf things on facebook, let me add one last thing-
I hate those stupid photo albums that you put up of you and your significant other that have obviously all be taken on the same day in the same room. Oh, how cute you can take 30 pictures of you and him/her doing silly shit together and kissing. Has it gotten to the point that you just dont have any other friends now because you spend all your time together, so you must fill your photo albums with only pictures of eachother?
I understand you're excited about your relationship, but understand that I'm trying to keep my lunch down when I'm innocently browsing through your photo albums. So maybe next time before you put up pictures of your boyfriend giving you a raspberry and you giggling in the backround, think about me and my stomach. Thanks.