Let me just scream at you online real fast

"I can't believe you did that to me!" "You deserved it, you two cent whore." "Uh, I'm not the one with crabs!" "Whatever, bye." Autoresponse from asshole you just had a stupid aim fight with: You know, I really hate those two faced girls, that say one thing and do another. Why don't you just go blow somebody, eh? Two hours later: "Is that about me!?" "No, bye."

Here we go people, classic moments in everyone's lives. Whether, you just happened to read someone's away message and it said something like that and you all of a sudden got invited into their childish argument, or you may even be guilty of having aim fights and putting up away messages like that. Whatever it may be, I'm here to show you that if you resort to fighting online and leaving away messages about it, you're pathetic and childish.
First off, fights on the phone are bad as it is. The other person gives you an air of sarcasm. You don't get to say what you want. They think one thing, you think the other. But let's push it a little farther, shall we. Now, I admit, I have had fights online. More frequent in my middle school days and even into early highschool. Since then though, they have been few and I try to avoid them. But there are many who still have fights online and I get the joy of hearing about them, or just reading about them. If you're actually fighting about something, it must be some what important, and if its important, shouldn't you just make the effort to ATLEAST pick up a phone, if not go talk to them in person.
But fine, I realize that maybe sometimes arguments stem from random things and this is the only way you can talk about it, but do you really need to resort to writing a novel on your away message about the other person? And when you write about it, do you have to have the ability of a five year old to be vague? "Ya, that girl who I'm best friends with, she has blond hair, and is 5'3. I hate her." When, if you had to write an away message expressing your grief you could write, I hate Jenn Flaherty. But no, not only do you have your fights online, you write away messages about it. Wow, youre upset with this person, that isnt uncommon, please go ahead and tell me all about in your profile, so I can know the updates of how you and this person are.
But here's the real kicker, when the person that has been written about in the away message asks if that was about them, when it clearly is, the other person lies. And lies badly. If you're going to be the idiot to write something about the other person all in attempt just so they see it, or to show the world that you're an overreactive cry baby, atleast man up to it and say, "ya you crack whore that was about you and your loose ass cunt."
So finally, someone could say, Robin-just dont read people's away messages. Well if I didnt do that, then I wouldn't have a way to past the time and have ideas of what to complain about next. But it isnt the fact that I read them, its the fact that you did it initially, and its there for all the world to see.
So suck it up, just because your asshole boyfriend/girlfriend has pissed you off, don't let the whole world see it, just because you want your bf/gf to. Suck on that, bitches.