Thursday, April 13, 2006

LIke, do we really have to do work?

I don't know if it's because I go to ECU or maybe our generation is just getting dumber, but I swear I encounter more and more stupid people every day. So we'll look at classes, because they are a prime location to evaluate the Stupid Revolution.
Ways to tell that you're smarter than the kids in your class:
1. Do you have one of those people that complain loudly about every assignment given or that the teacher goes all the way up to the end of class? Oh God, we're in class for the whole fifty minutes today. Do these people not realize they are in college and there is work to be done and class to attend? Let's just complain a little more loudly next time.
2. Do you have one of those kids that has to answer every question, but most of the time is stating the obvious? Ok, so they answer every question, you would think they are smart, but when all they are doing is rearranging the words that the teacher just said and adding a period on the end and not a question mark. These people dont know what they are talking about and just hope everyone else thinks they do. In other words, these people just like to hear themselves talk.
3. Do you overhear other classmates complaining about how hard your Intro level class is after class? When all these classes consist of is taking notes, understanding basic concepts and being able to spit it back out on a test. Why its hard and they can't make A's is beyond me.
4. Do you hear that annoying girl talking to some equally annoying boy behind you before class starts and you want to strangle yourself because their conversation is so dense and filled with the overuse of the word "like".
5. Do you have kids in your english class who still can't grasp the idea of MLA format, so in turn your teacher has to spend multiple class days going over it and people still do it wrong? Uh, did we not learn MLA in highschool? I think we did. Ok great. Double spacing really isnt that hard to remember.
I thought you had to be somewhat intelligent to get into school, even if this is ECU. I'm sure there are dumb people at UNC. I think if you're dumb, you should just keep your mouth shut, then people won't realize you're severely mentally handicapped and will just think you're mysterious.
But finally, there is the entire breed of boys that are so low on the IQ scale that it's painful to be in their presense, thoses that dropped out, or don't really go to college, sit around trying to get laid by highschool girls still, spend all their parents money on drugs and past their time by getting arrested. And somehow, I got stuck going to highschool with a vast amount of them. They're the people that kill me the most. They are the epitome of fuck ups and giant losers and they ruin every place they show up that I'm at. These are the people that give me no hope on our generation. To be a complete bitch: they are a complete waste of space/time and a bunch of fat fuck ups.
Basically... I hate dumb people, if you can't understand that my joke was bad and then make fun of me for it, I don't want to talk to you.

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