The Sweaty Desperation

(First of all the idea for this post goes to Anthony. Thanks anf :) )

We've all seen them, you may even be one of them. As soon as it gets warm out, boys and girls alike come out and attempt to attract the opposite...or same sex in ridiculous ways. We all want tans and some, who must be crazy, like to play sports with their friends, so when its nice out, its a great excuse to skip class and hang around outside. But the great lenghts people go to show themselves off is astounding.
There I am, walking from Tyler to go to some dreadfully boring class, most likely Geology, it's a sunny day and as usual I'm stuck in class all day, but there they are, strategically placed boys playing football on the lawn and girls completely "oblivious" to the boys, lying on the grass in bikinis.
Granted we are really the only dorm around here that has lawn space to do anything on, but there is also a HUGE field at the bottom of the hill, am I wrong? But no, these multiple boys and multiple girls share this tiny space and I truly doubt they are concerned about playing football or getting a tan. How I know this is simple: The boys take off their shirts and prance around with their football and the girls lean on their elbows sticking their small titties out. I've watched it and been abhorred! It's pathetic really.
I wouldn't approach a guy like that, although I don't mind watching them from my window with Brittany as I jump around in my underwear, I mean?! uh. Anyway, I wouldn't talk to a guy that feels he has to show himself off to get attention, he almost falls under the catergory of the "metrosexual" in his self consciousness/or full of himselfness, hes just a little more manly than the metrosexual...or maybe that's just what they want us to think? And one of those girls, usually surrounded with their other girls, carefully smearing tanning oil on them and making sure not to miss the tit region, must either think too much of themselves or wants to attract scheazy guys. Because I think if a guy was to approach one of them, he'd have to be a scheaze or drunk.
So here it is people...its extremely nice out, I know. But there is a giant grassy field at the bottom of the hill where everyone would have plenty of space to do what they want. And if you are to hang outside Tyler, I understand, it's convenient, but keep a shirt on, lay out there with your homework and some clothes on? Stop looking so desperate...because in the end, if I'm laughing at you, I'm sure others are too, well I can hope.