This isn't 1985 anymore, put away your sissors.

What is this new fascination with ripping holes in your jeans, girls? and maybe boys too. I saw the worst one yet today. Walking from Bate, a girl passed me with very percisely ripped jeans. There was a huge square hole half way down her thigh and then there was an identical hole on the other jean. Both of these holes were about 3 inches wide.. Then she carefully skipped an inch, and cut out another perfect strip on both legs that was about 2 inches wide. Immediately following after her came another girl with a bad choice in cutting.
Real holes are one thing. I love my jeans with the huge hole in them, but that hole got there because they are 4 years old. I didn't buy a new pair of jeans and cut an obvious sluttly slit through it. I don't know if they think this is some sort of fashion statement, because the only thing its saying to me is, "I'm trying to be sexy by putting big holes in my jeans around the crotch area, but really I look like a giant dumb ass."
I also hate the ones where they cut out the knee caps and they cut them both the same. If you're going to cut one, cut the other one somewhere else atleast. The one cool thing about ripped clothing is the strings that start getting stretched across, which come from natural tears. But not from these pathetic attempts to look cute. Instead, you can tell that these girls just cut their jeans, probably the night before, when A Martha Stewart redecorating trip surged through them. But you can tell because there are no strings coming out. Atleast try to make your holes look legit, wash them once or twice, pull out the strings...ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU LOOK LESS FOOLISH.
So if you haven't gotten the picture, I hate the holes. So if you see anyone going at their jeans with a pair of sissors, snatch out of their hands and stab them in the face with it...or just put it away.

I know this complaint kind of sucked your balls, but I had a really mean up here that I wrote today, then I realized it was just TOO mean. So I replaced it with this trash.