You and your smug

Since this past Saturday was Earth Day...this one is for you Earth! YA!
My parents came today to see my lovely apartment for next year (University Manor) and to move out a lot of my stuff, so as we were returning from lunch so we could pack up our car with all my crap, I noticed that someone had TP'ed the tree outside of my dorm. What was the point? I would think if you're going to TP something, you usually do it in someone's yard, after some sort of sports game or holiday where kids get dressed up and prostitute for candy, but why a dorm tree? Who are they effecting besides the poor tree and littering the campus? They are just making more work for someone to come and clean up.
I'm sure the custodial staff doesn't make a lot of money here and I know they must put up with a lot of kid's stupid shit. There are nights I've returned to my dorm to find a huge trashcan tipped over with massive amounts of trash just laying out in the street. There is food, cups and other random stuff dropped in the cafeteria and never picked up, and people then purposely turn their trays to block the tray line. Then the really immature people, namely boys, tear down stuff their RA's put up on the walls and destory other people's bulletin boards. And why!? Have we not grown up yet? Are we assuming that because we're all selfish assholes that we can litter whatever we want and expect someone else to clean up after it? And ruin someone else's work because you feel like it, because it would be funny?
People leave their shit everywhere and just think, oh someone else will take care of it. No, actually that would give them too much credit, they don't even think that... they just don't think and don't care. You're so fucking funny and so fucking cool for throwing your shit in the street. Wow...you really threw the styrofoam cup *that can't decompose* with one hell of a manly arm. But wait, there was a trashcan right next to you. But no...no trashcans aren't for you dickweed, the street is much more suitable for that empty cup. Or better yet, let's throw our cigarettes on the ground because that ash tray is just too many steps away.
Let's write on things, lets break random stuff that someone else paid for to convenience you, let's have huge water balloon fights and not pick up any of the 1000 balloons that are smashed between here and Brewster, let's spill ketchup all over the stairs and leave it there for people to smear up the rest of the stairs, lets break bottles in the street....lets just keep making more and more messes, so that the school has to hire more and more people to clean it up, so that inevitably they can just raise our tuition payments because they have more and more people to pay. Let's just keep fucking things up because we haven't grown up yet and its really funny.
God, you guys are annoying. I hope someone comes and fucks up your house and makes it a mess and you bitch and whine because for once you have to clean it up. I'm no tree hugger, but I atleast know how to not litter and how to pick up after myself. The next time I see someone litter I'll just pick it up and run after them telling them dropped it and if they give me attitude...ill just kick them in their tiny balls.
That one's for you Earthy!