Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I couldn't help but wonder...

I just returned from a night of hanging out with my brother and these nights are always interesting and fun. We eventually always get to conversations of why people do this or that, and how they're wrong or whatever and I contribute my girl's perspective and he, his guy's perspective. So it always makes for an intriguing conversation. (to clear something up, this complaint is in no reflection of my brother, he just got me thinking about it)

So I got to wondering, why do guys act one way with their guys and then another way with a group of mixed people? Why is a guy two seperate people depending on the situation?

Of course everyone adapts to the people around them, you'll stop cussing around people who don't like it, you'll be more polite around elderly people, and you'll do more ass kissing in a minute to your boss than Sigfred and Roy. But there is a distinctness with certain boys, that when they are with their "boys" they are one person and with others they are another. Fortunately, I do not hang out with boys like this because I mostly deem them as superficial assholes...but for the sake of complaining I will devulge further.

The boys that have "boys" and have to act differently around them can be summed up in one word: Insecure. (and as stated many, many times before but just incase you missed it, I hate insecure people). Why else would someone have to be two people, unless they are schitzo.
These are the boys that if I were to go out with, God forbid I ever did, would tell you nice things (most likely to get laid) and we can hope they are sincere but most likely not. Then when you mistakenly put out, (because these boys don't actually know what they are doing), they run and tell all their friends about how, "She couldn't keep your hands off of me and practically begged me to have sex with her. So I stuffed her more than your turkey on Thanksgiving."

Ok, so yes, any disrespecting asshole would exaggerate about sex, it doesn't mean he is a two toned person, but I'm gonna go with that if you have to exaggerate about sex you are insecure, and therefore (if we learned how to do proofs in geometry, which i didnt really) if you are insecure you have two personalities.

Its the boys that have "boys", who have to act all tough around their friends, have to talk about all the sex they have had, and how fucked up they got and definitely recount all the drinks they had, just to prove that they outdrink their "boys". And why would someone do this... because they are insecure. Why would you have to make yourself look better than someone else, especially your friends, because really you dont think you are, but you want them to think so, so you can feel better about your pathetic self.

Insecure boys attrack equallly losery insecure boys and none of them will admit that they are insecure, we only know by their lame attempts to impress people and when they get drunk and accidently let out their secrets to unsuspecting girls, and then those girls inform the girl world and we all laugh behind your back. We're great aren't we.

So what I'm saying is, insecure boys move in packs, much like buffalo and you dont want to be plowed by a buffalo. It answers the question of why boys join frats, why college/highschool drop outs ban together, why meterosexuals are very good friends with other metrosexuals, and why all these guys happen to be assholes.

Being an asshole does not mask your insecurities boys, it doesnt make me think your dick is larger and that youre better than someone else. It just makes me think youre just another insecure asshole, just what the world needs.

This topic quickly turned from two personality boys to insecure boys, with no conclusion to bring it all together, but I hope you see that what I'm saying is, if you run into a group of boys that are insecure they are likely to be two different people. And although you think they might be sweet and all those nice things they said to you night before were quite flattering, its probably fake and the shit will hit then fan when you realize that they support their boys more than they support you and that you'll always lose. So if you want a healthy relationship, avoid insecure boys, you can't help them become more secure with themselves, you'll only make yourself more insecure and then I might not like you.

That ones for you, Pegasus. You're better than them <3 (to clear this up, this is not my brother. Pegasus knows who they are.)
And because I'm thankful for not having an asshole boy like that, because I got my tubs. <3

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

but, its especially lame for these boys to lie to their boys about the events that took place. which is something these boys with boys do quite often. while he might say he stuffed some girl like a turkey, in reality he just sat there. and just to clear things up, no one deserves to be plowed by a buffalo. thank you.