Upon my recent trip to Disney World, it became all too apparent that America really is one big giant Fat Ass. The fat people outnumbered and outweighed the skinny ones. And Disney didn't help to contribute to the fat farm by only providing foods like hotdogs, cheese burgers and pizza. There were salads and such, but you had to stand in long lines to get the healthy food.
I understand some people are born with genetics and builds that automatically make them overweight, but you could tell most of these people did not fall into that catergory. This isn't a post saying I hate fat people, but it is saying what the hell happened to everyone?
In elementary school, there was usually only one or two fat kids and they got ruthlessly made fun of by the trailer trash and snobby kids. And those kids either went on to lose weight or continue to be chubby. But if you drive past a playground now, over 50 percent of those kids are FAT ASSES and they probably pick on the few skinny kids because they dont have their own tire to play with.
With the rise of more and more healthy food options being available, I would think people would be losing weight a lot more easily, but no people are just getting fatter and fatter. Then you have the people who are like, "I'm too busy to work out" or "I'm just not able to lose weight", of course you can't when youre stuffing your face with McDonalds french fries and I'm sure most people do have the time, theyre just too lazy.
Ok.. so being over weight is one thing, but if you can dress yourself well, then its not really that big of a problem. But its the fatty girls that think by wearing smaller clothes they'll look skinner, that give fat people a bad name. ATTENTION ALL GIRLS WITH FAT ROLLS, wearing a shirt thats 2 times too small and your rolls are visible or hanging out IS NOT ATTRACTIVE and it only makes you look fatter. And lastly, just because your skinny friends are wearing bikinis, does not make it ok for you to wear a bikini. and if youre past the age of like 40, please dont wear a bikini, even if youre in shape, you still look gross. Accept that youre older please. Also to those big boobied women, please cover them up accordingly, no one wants to see your sag.
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Robin, as a fat person, I agree with your post. I try to watch what I eat, but the stuff that's bad for you is soooo good. Drinking too much beer adds to my belly too, but I'm not about to give that up. And I agree with you about the clothes. I don't wear tight clothes a) because guys shouldn't, and b) they call attention to how large I am. So, I speak to all fat people when I repeat what you say - stop wearing clothes that don't fit and no one wants to see your rolls at the beach.
Michael Crook
I think that this post is hateful and should be removed immediately. This not only demeans fat people to 2nd class citizens but actually incites people to take action and harm these fat people. AND what about those poor skinny people that just eat and eat and never get to experience the warmth of a few rolls? I MEAN really. Lets watch the hate posts... please. Thank you.
Ross C Oliver Inc.
robin you already know how i feel about this subject. however, i am really interested in how you come up with these rants. how can someone bitch about so many subjects, of which they know nothing about? well, i have discovered your blog secret. it has become apparent that you find something/one of which/whom you disapprove, (usually while you are doing something so unimportant and mindless that you obviously can pay attention more to others than whatever you are currently doing) ponder how you would fix the situation (often a smart-assed solution that requires no thinking), add some slightly clever remarks (and i do mean slightly clever), and then throw it all up on the internet for the whole world to be appalled and offended. let this be known: i will not be submitting my intelligent, experience-based, truly perfect opinions of this subject to the catty and closed-minded commentary of your blog. i simply will repeat what my creative writing teacher told me senior year: write about what you know. clearly you are not fat, no one in your immediate family is fat, and none of your friends are fat (yes, for once i am saying that i am not fat in the sense that you mean it, which is obese.) for instance, would you read a chanel article by karl lagerfeld? of course! but how about one by chef boyardee? now, clearly all little kids and stoners agree: chef boyardee is a good man, a culinary genius, and deserves respect. but what does he know about tweed jackets? same for ole karl! he doesnt know shit about ravioli (at least not to my knowledge.) get what im trying to say? does it honestly cause you pain to see people who are not in a healthy physical condition? do you really want to gauge your eyes out (oedipus style) when you see my dad or people like him? you obviously dont know what these people go through every day. if the only things you think about (and not just think about, truly worry about) revolve around others' inferiority to you based on their health, education, career, relationships, or shopping adventures, then you are a lucky gal. ingorance is bliss.
I left a very long comment on there in response, but with later review decided to delete it.
I feel no need to defend myself, I write what I write and whether or not you feel im qualified to do so, is up to you. If you don't like it, then dont read it, its that simple.
But don't assume that because I dont include all the facts of back round information that I have or experiences I deal with, that I don't always know what I'm talking about. Except in the Jimmy V one.. But I still stand by that post.
Two things:
Not saying I agree or disagree with Meredith cuz I really don't care about this post....I'm just saying I didn't realize Mere could write that well...I'm impressed Mere!
I forgot the next thing I was gonna say already cuz I'm kinda high. Give me like 30 seconds.
Oh yeah, I'm loving the semi-cat fight in the comments...lovin the controversy.
- Antoine Errato, Esq.
Ha Cunt Face...I am still loving your blog. I totally understand what you were talking about at Disney World. I went to Kings Dominion a few weeks ago and I swear there was this one group of "overweight" people following us around everywhere. We stayed at the hotel across the street...well so did they. They got on the shuttle with us and one sat next to me...I had to deal an arm covered in fat rolls knocking me as we drove....I almost lost it. Then some how this same woman ended up on the raft right with my sister and I and guess what? She once again ended up almost knocking me out. But anyways dont pay attention to the haters, they are just upset that they aren't about to write such an entertaining blog as you. Luv ya girl!
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