I am important and useful

Today at work was spent getting sucked deep into hours of college humor articles written by Aaron Karo, while occasionaly answering the phone and passing time on Drew's online test for him. I hold much importance at this job. But as bathroom trips and trips to the front desk are frequent, I get to see a lot of people...

Does anyone else enjoy walking into the bathroom at work and noticing that some lady has obviously been taking a shit, but upon hearing the bathroom door open, she quickly wraps up her dropping session, waits till you get in a stall, then hurrys to wash her hands and rushes out the bathroom, all so I won't know it was she that was taking that odious dump. I chuckle to myself and go about taking my daily work shit and pray that someone like me doesn't come and interrupt that moment. I feel bad for that woman who prematurely had to leave and might be waddling into her office now. But really, not all that bad.

Does anyone else enjoy that awkward moment in the hallway at the office, where someone passes you and you don't know if you should say Hi, or smile? Those are the moments when doing all this important work is really worth it. I like to aid to it but looking at these people a little too long and they too are unsure of what to do.

There is also a lady who works here that looks like Ms., oh lord I can't remember her name. It started with a B, she taught math at Athens. I had her to algebra 1. She was kind of a bitch, everyone thought she was a lesbian, had really short hair, she ended up getting cancer and leaving. Anyone know who I'm talking about. Anyway, this lady looks just like her, but is even stranger. She sits in the kitchen area, eating her lunch and watching the tv screen that sometimes just says, this channel is out of commission or some shit like that, all the while looking like a preying mantis.

---- some non work related issues that really irk my balls

Safety google sized sunglasses. Ok any over sized sun glasses. This trend has been going strong now for TWO years! When is it going to phase out already? I admit, I took part of it by wearing the medium oversized sunglasses, but they both broke and I moved on. The real reason us girls wear these sunglasses is A. because they make our hair look better. b. because we hungover and look disgusting or are just plain ugly to begin with, or too damn lazy to put make up on. C. because people think its cool because Nicole Richie does it. Well I'm here to tell you, that whether you spent 200 dollars on your dolce and gabbana ones or 1o bucks at target, you look like a bug and you're not fooling me. I know an unattractive face is shinning brightly underneath your spaceship sized glasses. Nicole Richie looks dumb in them and so do you. I would also like to add that Kathryn and I had to spend 30 minutes in Nordstrom to find an even remotely small pair of sunglasses and I some what succeeded. For ten bucks, I took what I could get.
(i know ross, you've been feeding me this shit for a year, you don't have to say it.)

Does anyone else cringe at the noise when they are scraping your teeth with that pick thing at the dentist. It really makes me want to die.

Just to remind everyone, there are only two weeks before the Journey concert, so go get your tickets.

And finally the last thing that really irks my balls, is that all the girls with small titties get cute bra options. I have been proclaiming the amazingness of the Semi Annual Sale for a month and a half and planned out my budget and exact time and location that I would be able to be there on the first day. But low and behold, once again us big titty girls get the shaft. I mean its still VS so they are still the world's greatest bras. But we don't get all the cute options that small titted girls get. So next time youre staring in the mirror at your small titties, wanting larger ones, jsut think when sale time comes around you wont be able to buy ones with the polka dots or hot bows. Damnit Victoria Secret, why must I love you soo much?