A few things that bother me:
I hate radio talk shows more than anything. I have a half an hour drive to work every morning, I want to hear music, not overweight unattactive 40 something year olds talking about their adventures in life, which aren't even interesting. The only stations that play music in the morning are 100.7 (which is perfectly fine, except they play a lot of commercials), 101.5, 93.9, and 98.7. But even then they are playing commercials and often bad music. I swear if any of my friends go into radio business and talk on the radio in the morning for like 4 hours a day, I will come back, find them at the studio and slit their throat right there in front of their ugly co workers, who only have a good voice and thats why they got the job. Play some fucking music already.
As I was watching TV this weekend I noticed a commercial about an auto mechanic school called Universal Technical Institute. But instead of calling it by its full name, they kept refering to it, along with having its webaddress like this... U.T.I. This school is obviously not geared towards girls in the slightest. Because I would not join a school that went by the name U.T.I., that can only bring bad news. Their advertisement and corporate people all must be guys, because no woman would let a school go by that. Can guys even get U.T.I.'s?
I'm really sick of my chocoholism. When we went to ECU there was a plethora of desserts everyday and night, so I certainly ate my share full, now that I'm home and don't have dessets readily at my disposal, I go out of my way t get big FATTENING chocolate cakes and desserts. I must stop, or I'm gonna be like that fat girl in the TLC video for Unpretty, where she hoards the cake slices in tuperwear under her bed.
I also am very annoyed by the large fucking Greek Letters in profiles. There is no need to make them so large or to even advertise it in there. Don't be proud that you're paying for your friends and popping your collars. Take off your North Face Backpacks, your sunglasses on strings and your tight sear sucker shorts from ralph lauren. Or do you just want me to make fun of you to your face?
and most importantly, Caitlin Burch and I are sick of all the fucking degenerates. We're sick of them!
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Fucking degenerates!
first of all, i totally agree about radio talk shows. i want to hear fucking music! i especially hate bob from whatever bob and madison is called now. when madison was on there, he was an old fat misogynistic (however its spelled) asshole. now hes even older, fatter, and more sexist then ever before. i know country isnt your favorite genre, but i listen to 94.7 WQDR on my way to work. they play a lot of music and when they do talk they dont bash people. UTI? come on. are you serious? was it on SNL or something? but yah dudes can get them. dont you remember my dad got one from drinking a lot of diet coke at work and not taking enough bathroom breaks. then he said it was like pissing hershey's syrup. maybe that image will help you fight your chocoholism. i know where you're coming from on that. my problem is that during the day i eat pretty healthy. high fiber cereal, salads, no snacks since im at work. but then when i get home and im proud of myself for eating well and i eat a shitload as a reward. sligtly counteractive. i dont feel like the girl from unpretty. i feel more like those women in lifetime movies who work really late hours and come home and just eat and eat and eat and watch tv all alone with the exception of ben and jerry. what can we do about this rooble booble?!
haah no the UTI commercial was serious. Cus I even yahoo'ed it to make sure I got the name right. Its real. Put down the ben and jerrys and stop watching lifetime. Your life will immediately improve :)
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