I hate you, yes you, the jackass that comes speeding up on the off ramp during traffic and cuts all of, by squeezing in the line, half a mile in front of where you should have been
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Who are you Mr. Im more important and busy than you that you think you're special enough to get in front of all us. I know your tricks. I'm not letting you in. To quote a great scene from Sex and the city, "You're just soooo BUSY.. SO busy!!!!!!" *when Carrie is pissed right after Berger breaks up with her* You know, we're all trying to go somewhere and maybe even where we are going is more important than where you're going. No, can't be actually, because we're all patient enough to wait in the line like were supposed to, instead of being a shit head and speeding in front of all us, fooling people into thinking you're getting off the highway, but NO no you're not... youre just gonna squeeeeeeze in with us. Jackass. I don't like people like you and I don't let people like you in.
And you shit smear girl, speeding along the side of Kildaire, right before it becomes one lane, near the entrance of Matties neighborhood. It gets really backed up around 5 and you just think cus youre some girl that you can speed along there and wave all cutesy to some boy and hell let you in. Well of course he did... gah.
Fuck all of you people cutting ahead of the line. Didn't we learn the importance of line making in kindergarten, aside from the finger in the air motion, we learned how to be quiet, wait our turn and stay in line. The next person that does that anywhere near me, im gonna put half my car in that line and flick them off and pray to god they dont have a shot gun in their car.
and if I'm in the car with someone who does that, they are getting a firm kicking to nuts or cunt punt.
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Just thought I would throw in... Just like you Rob... I have to drive through the Fucking RTP traffic to get to work in the morning...
after making the stressful treck for about two weeks... my tolerance for the last second lane switcher was so low, it was hurting my health.
so, For my own mental well being, I came up with a little trick to make me feel better about the whole situation.
Every morning when I reach that part of davis where the lanes go from two to one in a quick merge, I roll down my passenger window. I make sure to leave a little less than half a car length between me and the person infront of me... just large enough to kinda say "hey big boy I bet you could squeeze in here."
then when the person trys to get over I scoot up real fast and shout "I'D RATHER CRASH ASS WIPE!"
Most of the time their window is up and I doubt they hear me... honestly I Could care less if they did. It makes me feel so much better when i get to use profanity or possibly a racial slur in the morning.
:-)
and no i aint r-a-c-e-s!
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