I dont know, its late, im tired, this is what you get

Something has come to my attention and as the meaning of it has confused me, I thought I'd address it here and so if anyone has any other ideas of what this really means, feel free to write a comment.

Recently, I have seen the following quote pop up on peoples profiles, "Drink Triple, See Double, Act Single."
Firt off...if you are single, acting shouldnt be involved. You are single, therefore you do not need to act single. If youre not single...what does acting single entail?

My question is this...Does saying act single mean, sleep with all the boys you possibly can while being severly intoxicated, considering you are drinking triple and seeing double....your vision and understanding of numbers will be blurred. But then allow you to use the fact that you're "single" as your excuse for your loose vag?

Because if I were to "act single", there would just be a lot more big m time, tv time, and asking people if they had any cute friends and inevitably getting annoyed. I don't think thats what this slogan is promoting.

When I first read this little singleton enpowering quote I thought it was cute, but I just dont get what it means. Does anyone know the answer?
Am I acting single now? how bout now? Are you? Were you? Who gave you this information!?


And on a completely other note, I have come to the realization that some people are only friends with me when its convenient to them. So I decided, I will no longer contribute to our friendship, why waste my time on someone who doesnt really care about me except for when they need me? So sorry, come again.